Raksabyar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy wombat.

Raksabyar created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raksabyar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Raksabyar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Raksabyar's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Raksabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Raksabyar first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Never prepare strawberries during summer.