Titbep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered jackal.

Titbep created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Titbep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Titbep, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Titbep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Titbep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wash your back before prayer.

3. Never wear magenta boots.

4. Never eat pineapples on fasting days.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.