Jancenfut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain rat.

Jancenfut created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jancenfut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jancenfut, she will turn you into a plant.

Jancenfut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jancenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jancenfut.

3. Jancenfut loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Pray towards the west.