Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, capable otter.

Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp, it will cry a lot.

Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Veghitfeb Dimbanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never whisper while facing east.

5. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.