Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless lion.

Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss, she will turn you into a frog.

Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bepligzenlamafhudcemduss on top of all buildings.

5. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.