Ripmotmadnat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty horse.

Ripmotmadnat created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Ripmotmadnat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ripmotmadnat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ripmotmadnat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ripmotmadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sick voles.