Afkemgun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless walrus.

Afkemgun created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Afkemgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afkemgun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Afkemgun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Afkemgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.