Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast raven.

Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Didcisszencimlidham Cubcemlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Never think about cell theory.