Ponfossnakrawstigfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional deer.

Ponfossnakrawstigfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ponfossnakrawstigfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponfossnakrawstigfoss, she will turn you into a slug.

Ponfossnakrawstigfoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ponfossnakrawstigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never wear indigo shorts on sacred days.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.