Manyarmis is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, deceitful hippopotamus.

Manyarmis created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manyarmis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manyarmis, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Manyarmis' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Manyarmis' Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with sharks.

4. Do not name children after goats.

5. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.