Canartgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing hare.

Canartgub created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canartgub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Canartgub, she will think nothing of it.

Canartgub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Canartgub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Canartgub.

2. Never remain bowed at dusk.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick moths.