Arfmuttarg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful slug.

Arfmuttarg created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfmuttarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arfmuttarg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arfmuttarg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Arfmuttarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

3. Always wash your chest before prayer.

4. Do not place onions upon stone.

5. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.