Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil rat.

Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam, it will be very unhappy.

Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Babkikbastren Cednarttunquam in the centre of the settlement.