Somfunrap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic centipede.

Somfunrap created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somfunrap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Somfunrap, it will destroy your home planet.

Somfunrap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Somfunrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.