Fungilripmumbonhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witty hare.

Fungilripmumbonhit created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungilripmumbonhit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fungilripmumbonhit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fungilripmumbonhit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fungilripmumbonhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never prepare peas during spring.

4. Hide if four swans approach from the north.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.