Targsasgabstikvinfebgun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring armadillo.

Targsasgabstikvinfebgun created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targsasgabstikvinfebgun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Targsasgabstikvinfebgun, she will turn you into a dog.

Targsasgabstikvinfebgun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Targsasgabstikvinfebgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix carrots with water.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Do not take Targsasgabstikvinfebgun's name in vain.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.