Gudkampon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented
beaver.
Gudkampon created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gudkampon, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gudkampon, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Gudkampon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Gudkampon's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudkampon.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.