Ingtunbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent raccoon.

Ingtunbiss created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtunbiss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ingtunbiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ingtunbiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ingtunbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to badgers while wearing black hats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.