Xengedkom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy manatee.

Xengedkom created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengedkom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xengedkom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xengedkom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xengedkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing blue hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Always remove skirts before touching copper.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. You must love Xengedkom.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.