Binmintarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful horse.

Binmintarp created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binmintarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binmintarp, she will turn you into a frog.

Binmintarp's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Binmintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your legs orange.