Larpdingom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unselfish octopus.

Larpdingom created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larpdingom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larpdingom, it will strike you with lightening.

Larpdingom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Larpdingom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

5. Pray towards the north.