Padtigfig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing salamander.

Padtigfig created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Padtigfig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padtigfig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Padtigfig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Padtigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six gulls in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. You must love Padtigfig.