Zakdibdob is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic rat.

Zakdibdob created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Zakdibdob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zakdibdob, he will make you grow a tail.

Zakdibdob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zakdibdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while wearing shorts.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing red boots.