Ingbottit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous gerbil.

Ingbottit created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbottit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ingbottit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ingbottit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ingbottit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never prepare melons during autumn.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Never adorn your arms with white markings.