Talloopdot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful hippopotamus.

Talloopdot created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Talloopdot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Talloopdot, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Talloopdot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Talloopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Talloopdot.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Talloopdot loves seals, so they must be respected.