Wanbessdub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident toad.

Wanbessdub created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbessdub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanbessdub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wanbessdub's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wanbessdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during autumn.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Do not name children after snails.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.