Bestnatyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent salamander.

Bestnatyarl created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestnatyarl, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bestnatyarl, she will ignore you.

Bestnatyarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bestnatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Never remain standing at dawn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.