Barngigduss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless wolf.

Barngigduss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barngigduss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Barngigduss, she will turn you into a plant.

Barngigduss' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Barngigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your back before prayer.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat strawberries.