Rulligmet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish jackal.

Rulligmet created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulligmet, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rulligmet, he will come to you in dreams.

Rulligmet's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rulligmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Put Rulligmet first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not kill shrews.