Sugzimmutfidab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous wren.

Sugzimmutfidab created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugzimmutfidab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugzimmutfidab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sugzimmutfidab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sugzimmutfidab's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sugzimmutfidab on top of all buildings.

3. Never adorn your arms with purple markings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never remain standing at midnight.