Yikdaplig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident ant.

Yikdaplig created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikdaplig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yikdaplig, he will be very unhappy.

Yikdaplig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yikdaplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at black holes.