Panvadflis is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil rhinoceros.

Panvadflis created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panvadflis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Panvadflis, it will strike you with lightening.

Panvadflis' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Panvadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not name children after ducks.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.