Tigvedrul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet zebra.

Tigvedrul created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigvedrul, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tigvedrul, it will turn you into a worm.

Tigvedrul's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tigvedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing kilts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not hurt moths.