Pingepved is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous otter.

Pingepved created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Pingepved, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pingepved, it will not care at all.

Pingepved's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pingepved's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never sprint in winter.

5. Pingepved must be the most important thing in your life.