Cissdavhabsidged is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy pig.

Cissdavhabsidged created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdavhabsidged, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissdavhabsidged, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cissdavhabsidged's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cissdavhabsidged's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.