Daploopwit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil dugong.

Daploopwit created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daploopwit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Daploopwit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Daploopwit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Daploopwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near squirrels.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Daploopwit loves mice, so they must be honoured.