Bodtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous yak.

Bodtaf created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodtaf, he will turn you into a frog.

Bodtaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bodtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never wear green tights on sacred days.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bodtaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodtaf.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.