Gepmabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain elephant.

Gepmabxuck created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepmabxuck, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepmabxuck, she will not invite you to parties.

Gepmabxuck's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gepmabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear gray rings on sacred days.

5. Never remain bowed at dusk.