Ragkanapp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless shark.

Ragkanapp created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkanapp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragkanapp, she will turn you into a slug.

Ragkanapp's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ragkanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. You must pray to Ragkanapp seven times a day.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always share peas with strangers, but never with grasshopers.