Quafpogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited faun.

Quafpogdud created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafpogdud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quafpogdud, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quafpogdud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quafpogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Never adorn your neck with violet markings.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.