Nursaggig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering chinchilla.

Nursaggig created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Nursaggig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nursaggig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nursaggig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nursaggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never wear magenta corsets.

5. Never think about cell theory.