Afhaddun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient goose.

Afhaddun created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afhaddun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Afhaddun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Afhaddun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Afhaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to manatees while wearing purple kilts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the north.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

5. Do not chop down trees.