Tinyatjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective chinchilla.

Tinyatjarn created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinyatjarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinyatjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tinyatjarn's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tinyatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Worship no other gods but Tinyatjarn.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Always act with purity.