Fobbom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful seal.

Fobbom created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobbom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fobbom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fobbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.