Rapbinbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid jackal.

Rapbinbog created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbinbog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rapbinbog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapbinbog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rapbinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.