Kimmanmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable mouse.

Kimmanmeg created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimmanmeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimmanmeg, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kimmanmeg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kimmanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peas upon stone.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never laugh near swans.