Maparptif is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous weasel.

Maparptif created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Maparptif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Maparptif, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Maparptif's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Maparptif's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Maparptif.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from purple squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never gather seven sharks in one place.