Larpbonrigvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent pigeon.

Larpbonrigvag created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpbonrigvag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpbonrigvag, she will remove you from existence.

Larpbonrigvag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Larpbonrigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at rivers.

2. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.