Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever goat.

Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill, it will not invite you to parties.

Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sandlidmit Rapbemfarnmutgovjapwon Tipnarnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing black shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.