Len is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast goose.

Len created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Len, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Len, it will send you a sign.

Len's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Len's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown manatees for they are unholy.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not hurt swans.