Farnnatkan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful chicken.

Farnnatkan created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnatkan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnnatkan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Farnnatkan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farnnatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.